Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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