I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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