it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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