the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
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