Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
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