she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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