Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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