drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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