I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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