you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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