STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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