how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
You've changed since you got that strap on
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
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