belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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