Taylor Swift is so right about you.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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