Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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