he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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