I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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