didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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