Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
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