did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
that's an acceptable place to lick
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
