You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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