He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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