What did we do last night that was yellow?
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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