that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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