And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
Randomize
