Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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