He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
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