I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize