i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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