He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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