I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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