Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
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