is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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