so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
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