these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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