Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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