My underwear smells like fireworks.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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