no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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