you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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