"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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