I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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