My nipple is on Facebook.
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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