Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
she was so not down for the gang bang
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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