fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
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