Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
i think i have two assholes
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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