Got a toothbrush?
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
how does that bad decision feel?
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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