So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
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