I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
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