he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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