sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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