She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
the gays at disneyland are vicious
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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