That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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