Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
they're like a gay fantastic four
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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