i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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