I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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